01
Connect or upload
Securely link an account or upload a credit card PDF. Spend Roast categorizes the damage without turning setup into homework.
Your spending, brutally debugged
Your bank statement needs a reality check.
Spend Roast turns questionable purchases into a ruthless AI audit, shareable Shame Cards, and small fixes you can approve in a tap.
Start free. Upload a statement or connect an eligible account.
The no-shame contract
Mean jokes. Sane safeguards.
Private by default
Nothing gets shared unless you press share.
You approve actions
No cancellation or savings sweep happens behind your back.
Useful after the punchline
Every roast points toward a concrete next move.
Roast → reveal → repair
Financial awareness that refuses to be boring.
The joke gets your attention. The audit finds the pattern. The fix makes next week less embarrassing.
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Get the unfiltered audit
Merchant-level patterns become sharp, personalized commentary—plus a weekly Financial Shame Card built to share.
03
Turn the roast into a fix
Act on waste immediately: catch forgotten subscriptions, add accountability, or sweep a small amount into savings.
Weekly Shame Card
“Your delivery fees have their own monthly budget.”
Visual recaps are formatted for social sharing, but stay private until you decide the group chat deserves to know.
60s
to your first roast
Upload an eligible statement and turn a month of chaos into one readable, actionable recap.
Less than one bad impulse buy
Pick your level of accountability.
Start with the weekly reality check. Upgrade when you want Spend Roast to help stop the repeat offenses.
Free
$0
For confronting the receipts.
- One weekly Roast Card
- Statement upload or eligible account connection
- Private, share-ready recap
Full accountability mode
Pro
$4.99 / month
For making the roast change something.
- Everything in Free
- Accountability alerts for impulse purchases over $50
- Eligible subscription-cancellation workflows
- Configurable micro-sweeps to savings
Automated actions depend on account and provider eligibility and always require your authorization.
No awkward questions
Fine print, minus the finance voice.
Your transactions already told on you
Might as well get the punchline.
Get your first Spend Roast free, then decide whether your budget can survive without supervision.